User:Child of Garrett
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| Born | 7 July, 1990 Haifa, Israel |
| Years active | 2005-present |
| Ethnicity | Middle eastern |
| Nationality | Israeli |
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| Occupation(s) | Klezmer, Sofer, Boobpedia user |
| Field(s) | Yiddish music, calligraphic works, minor edits |
Oy-vey... Well, hello! This is my user page!
You can find more about me in my other wiki sites:
Plus you can also contact me via the following ways:
Well, as you can see, or rather read, from my nickname, I am a fan of Thief game series. I am a native speaker of Russian and Yiddish languages, and also have a knowledge of English, Talmudic and Hebrew. I currently try to learn Amharic, Mongolian, and Albanian, just for fun.
Russian breast measurement system
Well, in Slavic countries there is another (numeral) breast measurement system. For example, Gianna Michaels has size 4, and Hitomi Tanaka has size 6. That's another reason to count Slavic countries as nearly most retarded countries in the world.
About myself
My name is Isaac (Eliezerovich) Kaufman, and I like Jewish, Medieval, and steampunk cultures. By nationality I am Ashkenazi Jew. I can say to you that I am proud that I am a Jew, unlike the other Jews. I live near in Jerusalem, the most retarded country in Europe.
About my stupid brother Moyshele
Well, I have a stupid brother by the name Moysha. He may be well-educated, but he is stupid as a goy. He considers himself German! Full list of his stupid doings may be too long.
A bit of Jewish humor
Shalom! I am Isaac Kaufman. Please hide your telephones and your kthivot in your pockets. Hey shlimazel, you're holding a 10 sheqalim coin I just dropped!
(The audience is keeping silent)
Well, keep it for yourself. There is a donation box near the exit. Please drop all your money there. It is for... um... the good of Israel. He-he.
Are there any goyim in the audience?
(Looks like all of them are not Jews)
Well, if there are so many goyim here, hear me!
(The audience instantly shuts up)
Well, we have such luxuries as payot, homburgim, silly outer garments and leshon ivrit. Also, our shiksas are the most beautiful in all of the world. Go to tuchas, shlimazels. And do not forget to donate money! Lehitraot.
