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Well, I have a stupid brother by the name Moyshe. He may be well-educated, but he is stupid as a goy. He considers himself German! Full list of his stupid doings may be too long.
Well, I have a stupid brother by the name Moyshe. He may be well-educated, but he is stupid as a goy. He considers himself German! Full list of his stupid doings may be too long.


==A bit of Jewish humor==
''Shalom''! I am Isaac Kaufman. Please hide your telephones and your ''sifrei'' in your pockets. Hey ''shlimazel'', you're holding a 10 ''sheqalim'' coin I just dropped!
''(The audience is keeping silent)''
Well, keep it for yourself. There is a donation box near the exit. Please drop all your money there. It is for... um... the good of Israel. He-he.
Are there any ''goyim'' in the audience?
''(Looks like all of them are not Jews)''
Well, if there are so many ''goyim'' here, hear me!
''(The audience instantly shuts up)''
Well, we have such luxuries as ''payot'', stupid hats, silly outer garments and ''sfat ivrit''. Also, our ''shiksas'' are the most beautiful in all of the world. Go to ''tuchas'', ''shlimazels''. And do not forget to donate money! ''Lehitraot''.


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Revision as of 12:49, 13 June 2014

Oy-vey... Well, hello! This is my user page!
You can find more about me in my other wiki sites:

Plus you can also contact me via the following ways:

Well, as you can see, or rather read, from my nickname, I am a fan of Thief game series. I am a native speaker of Russian and Yiddish languages, and also have a knowledge of English, Talmudic and Hebrew.

Russian breast measurement system

Well, in Slavic countries there is another (numeral) breast measurement system. For example, Gianna Michaels has size 4, and Hitomi Tanaka has size 6. That's another reason to count Slavic countries as nearly most retarded countries in the world.

About myself

My name is Isaac, and I like linguistics, Jewish, Medieval, and steampunk cultures. By nationality I am Ashkenazi Jewish. I can say to you that I am proud that I am a Jew, unlike the other Jews.

About my stupid brother Moyshele

Well, I have a stupid brother by the name Moyshe. He may be well-educated, but he is stupid as a goy. He considers himself German! Full list of his stupid doings may be too long.