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'''Kelly Andrews''' is a Scouse [[glamour model]] and [[page 3 girl]]. Formerly a law student at Liverpool Univeristy, she abandoned her studies when a chap from the Daily Star pointed out that, while the law is a fine profession, she could earn a perfectly decent living simply by cracking her preposterously large maracas out at regular intervals, without having to fo so much as open another textbook. Thus the law's loss was many happily masturbating adolescents' gain.   
'''Kelly Andrews''' is a Scouse [[glamour model]] and [[page 3 girl]]. Formerly a law student at Liverpool Univeristy, she abandoned her studies when a chap from the Daily Star pointed out that, while the law is a fine profession, she could earn a perfectly decent living simply by cracking her preposterously large maracas out at regular intervals, without having to do so much as open another textbook. She has since appeared on page 3 of that newspaper, and in various lads' magazines, and the law's loss was thus many happily masturbating adolescents' gain.   


[[Category:Glamour models]] [[Category: Page 3 girls]]
[[Category:Glamour models]] [[Category: Page 3 girls]]

Revision as of 13:33, 7 April 2010

Kelly Andrews is a Scouse glamour model and page 3 girl. Formerly a law student at Liverpool Univeristy, she abandoned her studies when a chap from the Daily Star pointed out that, while the law is a fine profession, she could earn a perfectly decent living simply by cracking her preposterously large maracas out at regular intervals, without having to do so much as open another textbook. She has since appeared on page 3 of that newspaper, and in various lads' magazines, and the law's loss was thus many happily masturbating adolescents' gain.