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* [mailto:[email protected] And you can email me.] | * [mailto:[email protected] And you can email me.] | ||
Well, as you can see, or rather read, from my nickname, I am a fan of Thief game series. I am a native speaker of Russian and Yiddish languages, and also have a knowledge of English, Talmudic and Hebrew | Well, as you can see, or rather read, from my nickname, I am a fan of Thief game series. I am a native speaker of Russian and Yiddish languages, and also have a knowledge of English, Talmudic and Hebrew. | ||
==Russian breast measurement system== | ==Russian breast measurement system== | ||
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==About myself== | ==About myself== | ||
My name is Isaac | My name is Isaac, and I like linguistics, Jewish, Medieval, and steampunk cultures. By nationality I am Ashkenazi Jewish. I can say to you that I am proud that I am a Jew, unlike the other Jews. | ||
==About my stupid brother Moyshele== | ==About my stupid brother Moyshele== | ||
Well, I have a stupid brother by the name | Well, I have a stupid brother by the name Moyshe. He may be well-educated, but he is stupid as a goy. He considers himself German! Full list of his stupid doings may be too long. | ||
==A bit of Jewish humor== | ==A bit of Jewish humor== | ||
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''(The audience instantly shuts up)'' | ''(The audience instantly shuts up)'' | ||
Well, we have such luxuries as ''payot'', | Well, we have such luxuries as ''payot'', stupid hats, silly outer garments and ''sfat ivrit''. Also, our ''shiksas'' are the most beautiful in all of the world. Go to ''tuchas'', ''shlimazels''. And do not forget to donate money! ''Lehitraot''. | ||
[[Category:Russian native speakers]] | [[Category:Russian native speakers]] | ||
[[Category:Boobpedians]] | [[Category:Boobpedians]] | ||
Revision as of 11:08, 21 May 2014
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| Occupation(s) | Klezmer, Boobpedia user |
| Field(s) | Yiddish music, mainly minor edits |
Oy-vey... Well, hello! This is my user page!
You can find more about me in my other wiki sites:
Plus you can also contact me via the following ways:
Well, as you can see, or rather read, from my nickname, I am a fan of Thief game series. I am a native speaker of Russian and Yiddish languages, and also have a knowledge of English, Talmudic and Hebrew.
Russian breast measurement system
Well, in Slavic countries there is another (numeral) breast measurement system. For example, Gianna Michaels has size 4, and Hitomi Tanaka has size 6. That's another reason to count Slavic countries as nearly most retarded countries in the world.
About myself
My name is Isaac, and I like linguistics, Jewish, Medieval, and steampunk cultures. By nationality I am Ashkenazi Jewish. I can say to you that I am proud that I am a Jew, unlike the other Jews.
About my stupid brother Moyshele
Well, I have a stupid brother by the name Moyshe. He may be well-educated, but he is stupid as a goy. He considers himself German! Full list of his stupid doings may be too long.
A bit of Jewish humor
Shalom! I am Isaac Kaufman. Please hide your telephones and your sifrei in your pockets. Hey shlimazel, you're holding a 10 sheqalim coin I just dropped!
(The audience is keeping silent)
Well, keep it for yourself. There is a donation box near the exit. Please drop all your money there. It is for... um... the good of Israel. He-he.
Are there any goyim in the audience?
(Looks like all of them are not Jews)
Well, if there are so many goyim here, hear me!
(The audience instantly shuts up)
Well, we have such luxuries as payot, stupid hats, silly outer garments and sfat ivrit. Also, our shiksas are the most beautiful in all of the world. Go to tuchas, shlimazels. And do not forget to donate money! Lehitraot.
