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|    birth date = 11 September
|    birth date = 7 July
|    birth year = 1992
|    birth year = 1990
| birth location = Zaporozhye, Ukraine
| birth location = Haifa, Israel
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|      ethnicity = Caucasian
|      ethnicity = Middle eastern
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|  years active = 2005-present
|  years active = 2005-present
|    nationality = Ukrainian
|    nationality = Israeli
|  nationality2 = German
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|    occupation = Klezmer, Sofer, Boobpedia user
|    occupation = Klezmer, Sofer, Boobpedia user
|          field = Yiddish music, calligraphic works, minor edits
|          field = Yiddish music, calligraphic works, minor edits
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* [mailto:[email protected] And you can email me.]
* [mailto:[email protected] And you can email me.]


Well, as you can see, or rather read, from my nickname, I am a fan of Thief game series. I am a native speaker of Russian and Ukrainian languages, and also have some knowledge of English, German and Yiddish. I currently try to learn Hebrew, Mongolian, and Albanian, just for fun.
Well, as you can see, or rather read, from my nickname, I am a fan of Thief game series. I am a native speaker of Russian and Yiddish languages, and also have a knowledge of English, Talmudic and Hebrew. I currently try to learn Amharic, Mongolian, and Albanian, just for fun.


==Russian breast measurement system==
==Russian breast measurement system==
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==About myself==
==About myself==
My name is Isaac (Eliezerovich) Kaufman, and I like Jewish, Medieval, and steampunk cultures. By nationality I am Ashkenazi Jew, Ukrainian and German. I can say to you that I am proud that I am a Jew, unlike the other Jews. I live in Ukraine, the most retarded country in Europe.
My name is Isaac (Eliezerovich) Kaufman, and I like Jewish, Medieval, and steampunk cultures. By nationality I am Ashkenazi Jew. I can say to you that I am proud that I am a Jew, unlike the other Jews. I live near in Jerusalem, the most retarded country in Europe.
 
==About my stupid brother Moyshele==
Well, I have a stupid brother by the name Moysha. He may be well-educated, but he is stupid as a goy. He considers himself German! Full list of his stupid doings may be too long.
 
==About Jews, in my opinion==
 


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Revision as of 16:14, 26 November 2013

Oy-vey... Well, hello! This is my user page!
You can find more about me in my other wiki sites:

Plus you can also contact me via the following ways:

Well, as you can see, or rather read, from my nickname, I am a fan of Thief game series. I am a native speaker of Russian and Yiddish languages, and also have a knowledge of English, Talmudic and Hebrew. I currently try to learn Amharic, Mongolian, and Albanian, just for fun.

Russian breast measurement system

Well, in Slavic countries there is another (numeral) breast measurement system. For example, Gianna Michaels has size 4, and Hitomi Tanaka has size 6. That's another reason to count Slavic countries as nearly most retarded countries in the world.

About myself

My name is Isaac (Eliezerovich) Kaufman, and I like Jewish, Medieval, and steampunk cultures. By nationality I am Ashkenazi Jew. I can say to you that I am proud that I am a Jew, unlike the other Jews. I live near in Jerusalem, the most retarded country in Europe.

About my stupid brother Moyshele

Well, I have a stupid brother by the name Moysha. He may be well-educated, but he is stupid as a goy. He considers himself German! Full list of his stupid doings may be too long.

About Jews, in my opinion