Hi, stranger. Welcome. What's my name? My name is Such.
Such? Yes, Such. S-U-C-H. As in -
It's SUCH a pleasure to meet you.
You have SUCH beautiful eyes.
Oh, my! That's SUCH a large -
Anyway. We understand each other.
I'm a college-educated American businesswoman lost abroad. Even at the ripe old age of 36, a woman can get lonely on a new continent. Could I show you my favorite Michelin star restaurant? Maybe you could show me yours. I like to take turns.
I can talk real good over dinner. You might even think I have a brain up there. I ask lots of questions. I listen to the answers while leaning in real close. Sometimes I even have opinions. But never too many.
I'm a basic brunette again these days, but don't worry, I'm still very expensive.
Oh! So expensive & no website? How will you ever trust me? I offer a new kind of screening to make both of us more comfortable. See below.
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SCHEDULE A DATE:
I schedule via Whatsapp and Birdcalls. Birdcalls is a video conferencing service that prevents screenshots and recording. This way you can feel comfortable showing me your ID, and I can feel comfortable showing you that my face matches my photos before we meet.
1. Say hello via Whatsapp! Let me know when you'd like to meet, for how long, and include a link to your LinkedIn profile.
2. I'll send you a link to join me for a quick five minute Birdcall. Please be ready to show me that your ID matches your face and your linkedin profile. And I'll be happy to show you that I am who I say I am, that I'm as old as I say I am and no older, and that I'm ecstatic to meet you.
3. We confirm date, time, and location via Whatsapp.
4. I’ll see you so soon!
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It’ll be SUCH a short time before I’m with you.
X,
Such